IQ UPGRADE / $IQ
A MEME COIN WITH A VERY SMALL MISSION
Funding Barnaby’s Last 2 Braincells
Barnaby is on a mission to become slightly smarter. Every market cap milestone unlocks a real-time upgrade so he can stop staring blankly at charts and learn basic arithmetic.
01 / RECEIPTS, NOT VIBES
The Smooth-Brain Transparency Commitment
4.8%
Dev Supply · Single Transparent Wallet
0%
Bundlers / Insiders
0%
Sold until post-graduation
Check Bubblemaps or Solscan before buying. If dev dumps, roast him live on Twitter/Kick.
02 / THE EDUCATION FUND
The Milestone Intelligence Pipeline
What happens to the 5% dev treasury as market cap grows:
$15K MARKET CAP
Double-Shot Espresso
Barnaby buys coffee so he stops falling asleep while watching Solscan.
$35K MARKET CAP
ChatGPT Plus Subscription
Barnaby hires an AI agent to write better tweets so he stops making typos.
$69K GRADUATION
Primary School Math Class
Barnaby learns basic arithmetic so he stops taking $10 trades with $2 priority fees.
$250K MARKET CAP
Second Monitor
Barnaby upgrades hardware so he can see two charts at once.
$1M MARKET CAP
A Real Sandwich + Market Maker
Barnaby gets proper nutrition and hires a real liquidity provider.
03 / THE NUMBERS
Smooth-Brain Tokenomics
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000 $IQ
DEV TREASURY
4.8%
Reserved for IQ upgrades & DexScreener verification
PUBLIC BONDING CURVE
95.2%
100% fair launch